A Story with Pictures!

So I started writing a compilation of short stories that anyone with a hard erection can enjoy I even threw some basic HTML tags in there to make look like real website Why did I do this Because I can that’s why now go read the first shitty story and tell me how much you want to perform fellatio on your mom’s pet rooster

Now if I really gave a shit I would use correct punctuation so this wasn’t one massive run-on sentence but I i’m too busy not fucking caring about it also last night i had a dream that i bought twelve eggs and used them to

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About advilsmith

I enjoy writing nonsense and things I find funny but may be and are probably inappropriate to other people. I also enjoy a good rant every now and then. I have maintained several blogs in the past and all are just filled with ridiculous content. I believe the internet is here so I may extrude my strange thoughts and odd stories upon the masses. For what is the internet if not a place to reach out and entertain, inform, and be insane?
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