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Inane Filth Bath

I can’t wait for you to return home! I shaved my armpits and my back just for you and I await now with great anticipation as to what you might do with my soft body when you come parading through … Continue reading

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Martyr

He tried so hard to be a role model for the other students in his class, but they were too busy dissecting frogs and paying attention to the teachers. The others thought him a moron for even believing in what … Continue reading

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A Lesson in the Tactics of Commercialism

Some people find it hard to believe that the level of consumerism in the United States has reached and all time low. By employing statistics found in recent studies, anyone can develop a sense of consciousnesses about the current state … Continue reading

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Are those clouds?

I can’t quite figure it out. I look out my window and its, its strange. Not like it was yesterday, yesterday was sunny and the hill in my front yard was beautifully mowed. Now I don’t know. There is a … Continue reading

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There is a Light at the End of the tunnel

  I would like to say something very near to my heart. I just spent the last 34 minutes deeply contemplating my meager existence. I became so run down by my own thoughts that I began smashing my keyboard in … Continue reading

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What’s the point of carrot if how is your mom?

There once was a man who came to a house in the middle of a room after crossing a street in West Middlebury. People felt sorry for the old man, his face looked like it was melting. He couldn’t help … Continue reading

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Morning Routine

  If I told the world how I made my bed everyday, I don’t think I would be an accepted part of the global community anymore. I’m going to tell you anyways, because the global community is full of corrupted … Continue reading

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